About Tectonic Clicker
In 2024, a geologist walked into a Cookie Clicker, glanced at the screen for 11 seconds, and said: “but what if the cookie was Earth, and the oven was the mantle.”Several months and one questionable dependency tree later, Tectonic Clicker was born.
Geology joke index
- “Schist Happens” — a node. Also, a feeling.
- “Igneous is Bliss” — a node. A lie.
- “Fault in Our Stars” — a node. A sequel nobody asked for.
- “Rhyolite Renaissance” — a node. An art movement.
- “Obsidian Overclock” — a node. Sounds like a keyboard.
Tech stack
Next.js 16, React 19, Three.js via @react-three/fiber, Tone.js, Zustand, Clerk, MongoDB, and about 400 lines of embarrassingly proud shader code.